Jakes Jokes for Kids - 12 Silly Kid Jokes and Riddles

Jake's jokes for kids and funny things kids say are updated and listed all in one place in our Jake's Jokes/Ask Amanda tab above. Here's our latest list of silly jokes and riddles for kids.

1. What has many limbs but can't move. ( A tree.)
2. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? (Don't spook until spooken too.)
3. Why did the gingerbread man go to the hospital? (He was feeling crumby.)
4. Why did the farmer plant gold in his farm? (To make the soil richer.)
5. Knock knock. Who's there. Owls. Owls who? (Yes they do!)
6. What has three feet but can't run? (A yard stick!)
7. What is the tallest building in the city? (A library because it has the most stories.)
8. What blows up but doesn't explode? (Possible answers: a balloon, a blowfish.)
9. What do you call Dracula? (A pain in the neck.)
10. What dinosaur raps? (A VelociRAPtor.)
11. What did Susan B. Anthony coin say to the quarter? (Together we make a lot sense/cents.)
12. What dog can jump higher than a building? (Any dog, buildings can't jump!)

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Jake's Jokes: 11 Silly Kid's Jokes in time for April Fools Day

Jake's Jokes for kids are the perfect thing for celebrating April Fool's Day

Wondering when is April Fool's Day? In the United States, we celebrate each year on April 1. Want to play a fun April Fool's joke on your children? Here is the perfect APRIL FOOL'S JOKE idea. Enjoy!

Eleven, Silly Jokes for Kids. Play an April Fool's Joke on a friend.

• Jake says:  "I just swallowed a bone."
• Friend says: "Are you choking?"
• Jake:  "No, I'm serious."

• Jake says: "Is this the other side of the street?"
• Amanda says:  "No, it is over there."
• Jake says: "That's funny, that kid over there said it was over here!"

• Jake says: "Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
• Teacher says: "No, of course not, Jake."
• Jake says:  "Good because I didn't do my homework!"

• Jake says: "Waiter, what is this bug in my soup?"
• Waiter says: "How should I know? I don't know one bug from another. I am a waiter, not an entomologist!"

• Jake says:  "Hey, Amanda, what are you doing in that tree?"
• Amanda says:  "Can't you read that sign?  It says, 'Keep of the grass'!"

• Jake says:  "Knock, knock."
• Friend says:  "Who's there?"
• Jake says:  "Me!  I'm too short to reach the door bell!"

• Jake says:  "Why did the rooster cross the street?"
• Dad says:  "I don't know, why?"
• Jake says:  "To get the newspaper; do you get it?"
• Dad says:  "Nope."
• Jake says:  "Me neither, I get my news from the internet and t.v.!

• Jake says:  "Why did the turkey cross the street?"
• Dad says:  "I have no idea."
• Jake says:  "To prove he wasn't chicken!"

• Jake says:  "I bet I can jump across the street, do you dare me?"
• Friend says:  "Okay."
• Jake walks across the street and jumps while standing on the opposite sidewalk.

• Jake says:  "I bet I can make you say black."
• Friend says:  "I bet you can't!"
• Jake says:  "What are the colors in the American Flag?"
• Friend says: "Red, white, and blue."
• Jake says:  "I told you I could make you say black."
• Friends says:  "I didn't say black!"
• Jake says:  "You just did!  I win!"

• Jake says:  "Did you ever hear the memory joke?
• Friend says:  "Nope."
• Jake says:  "Sorry, I forgot it."

Recommended:

 Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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Dr. Seuss Sue Snue: Celebrate Theodore Geisel's Birthday with this April Fool's Joke Cake Activity Trick for Kids

When is Dr. Seuss's Birthday? Celebrate with Sue Snue Birthday Party Activities

I bet Dr. Seuss, Theodore Geisel, liked to celebrate April Fool's Day. Why not celebrate his birthday with this joke shaving cream cake trick activity and read Sue Snue. Dr. Seuss's Birthday is March 2, 1904. Remember, it is Seuss, not Suess. Enjoy!

Theodore Geisel: Dr. Seuss.

Shaving Cream is Versatile. Mix up one batch and enjoy three fun, messy activities for kids. This is a fun way to celebrate a kids' birthday party!

Shaving Cream Sensory Play Ideas.

You will need:

1 can of Shaving Cream

Gel Food Coloring

Plastic Spoons

Cake Decorating Sprinkles

Birthday Candles

Recycle Plastic Containers

Paint Brush

Read "Who Are You, Sue Snue?" From Jim Henson's Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss. Sue has a birthday and everyone in town wonders what she will do to celebrate. 

Who Are You, Sue Snue?
From Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss.

Fun Kid's Activity #1

Mix up some shaving cream with a few drops of your favorite color of gel food coloring. Grab a clean, empty, cream cheese container, turn it upside down, and ice it like a cake. Add a candle on top. This is a great idea for Sensory Play!

Fake Shaving Cream Birthday Cake for playing 
an April Fool's Joke on your kids.

Cool Craft for Kids #1 Variation
The cake looks good enough to eat. Why not play a fun April Fool's Joke on a friend?

Trick your children with this fake joke cake for April Fool's.

You might also like our Daisy Head Maizy (Maisy) Activities

Kiddie Version of  Shaving Cream Cake. 
Let your kids make a cake to play a trick on Dad.

Activity #2 

Grab a paint brush and paint the sidewalk with your leftover shaving cream mixture.

Summer Camp Shaving Cream Fun

Activity #3
After the kids have made a sufficient mess, use your left-over shaving cream "icing" in the bathtub.  It works great and cleans up easily. (They are going to need a bath!)

Recommended Reading:

Who Are You, Sue Snue? Birthday Book*

Daisy Head Mayzie Activities


*Special Thanks to Momto2PoshLilDivas for the cake idea.















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*We also use affiliate links, if you make a purchase we get a tiny commission. Kids Creative Chaos participates in the Amazon LLC Associates Program*, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a mean for blogs to earn advertising fees by linking to Amazon properties, including, but not limited to, amazon.com, endless.com, myhabit.com, smallparts.com, or amazonwireless.com. We also offer Tapinfluence, Google Adsense, SoFab, and Izea ads here. Thanks so much for helping us keep the lights on! :)