How many teeth do little people have? I feel like we're on our one-hundredth tooth!
I snuck in with a fresh, crispy dollar bill. When I pushed it under the pillow it went CRUNCH!
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My son awoke and looked at me. He lifted his pillow. I checked his temperature pretending not too notice (he's been sick). "Yep, you've still got a fever. I came in to give you your medicine."
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When I came back with the meds he was looking under his pillow.
"She didn't come, again!" "What!? Are you sure?" "Yes, here's my tooth and there is no money!"
How can this be? I just put the dollar there.
"Well, maybe she got frightened by something and took off."
I'm running out of excuses here, any ideas? I couldn't get the tooth out from under his pillow.
"Hey look around maybe it got lost?" "No! My tooth is still here."
Then... I saw the money on the floor.
"Hey, look there's a dollar under your bed."
"What should I do with my tooth?" "Save it for me."
Wait, no, if you'e been counting, we're only at tooth number seven, maybe eight.
I can't count; I'm still sleep walking. Only twenty-two more to go??
"Mom, my friend gets $5 per tooth. How come the toothfairy only gives me $1?"
That's a good question- How come I only got a quarter?
"Hmm," I said. "Maybe you get more for the first tooth and less and less each time?"