Jake's Jokes for Kids: Funny things kids say.
Jake tells stories like a comedian shares jokes. Check the tab above for lists of knock knock jokes and riddles.
Girl: "Jake, Do you know Jocelyn?"
Jake: "Yes, we've been bestfriends since pre-school."
Girl: "Oh, wow. She's my friend too, now."
Jake: "Oh, wait, I forgot. We're not friends anymore."
Girl: "Why not?"
Jake: "She treats me like trash, so I treat her like dirt."
Mommy: Speechless as usual.