Samantha Says - Silly things kids say - teen version

Silly things kids say - teen version

Oscar the Grouch.

Me:  "Hey Sam, I was thinking we should have an Oscar party and invite your friends."

Sam:  "Which one?"

Me:  "Friends, I don't know,  Amanda, Shelby, Jake, Ashley?"

Sam:  "No, Silly, which Oscar?"

Me:  "What?  There's only one."

Sam:  "No, there's the award show and the grouch."

Me (as usual)  speechless.

What'd you say?  Should I decorate the house in a Sesame Street theme with trash cans everywhere for a bunch of highschool juniors and seniors?