Lora's Law #3: Mommy Visits the Potty

Facebook Quotes for Sharing: Hell Breaks Loose

By now, you've seen Lora's Laws floating around the web. We're sharing a new law each week, so you can share them on Facebook or wherever you choose. These quotes are true, how about you? Do they happen to you? What happens when you need to go to the potty? Enjoy!

Lora's Law #3: When Mommy visits the potty.

Lora's Law Number Three:

"The house is peaceful until mommy visits the potty... Then, all Hell breaks loose!"

Ack! Everytime, I decide it is safe to take a bath or use the facilities, someone decides to run amuck. 

Think, kid fight or cat fight!! 

They know I'm stuck there for at least a minute. 

A lot can happen in one minute.

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Lora's Law #2: Cat Throw Up Quote

Cat Quotes to Share on Facebook: Lora's Law #2

Cats vomit. A lot. It is a thing. Why is it a thing? Anyway, if you have cats, you have throw up on the carpets, on the couch, on the tables. Throw up is everywhere. Lora's Law #2 is all about that. Beware when you clean the carpet. In the meantime, share this quote with your Facebook friends. Enjoy your cats!

Cat quotes for Facebook: Lora's Laws.

Lora's Law Number Two

"The minute you clean the carpet, a cat will throw up on it... to keep things fur real."

Do you have pets? Dogs like to vomit too, just not as much as cats. Am I right? As soon as I clean up any cat mess, they make a new one. Hmm... kids are like that too.

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Lora's Law #1: Facebook Quotes about Life

Facebook Quote to Share: Lora's Law on Weight

Weight loss. Weight gain. It is a roller coaster. If you are looking for a Facebook quote about life, you've come to the right place! Feel free to share our quotes on your social media pages, but please give us a nod. Here is the first in the series, Lora's Laws. Enjoy!

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Lora's Law #1: You set a goal to lose ten pounds...

Lora's Law Number One:

"You set goal to lose 10 lbs. You confirm weight on scale. You must first lose additional 5 lbs. to reach original goal weight."

Time to get on it! Do you have a goal weight in mind? Isn't it frustrating to see that you gained weight when you prep to lose some? Oh life...

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Happiness Quote: A Day at the Beach Meme

Happiness Meme: The Beach

Quotes, quotes, quotes. Memes, memes, memes. Why do we like to share them on Facebook and pin them to our Pinterest Boards? Well, for one, they make us laugh or dream. This Happiness Meme for a Day at the Beach makes me dream of a past vacation. The photo was taken in Tarpon Springs, Florida. If you haven't been there, you should go. After all, happiness is a day at the beach. Enjoy!

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Happiness Quote: A Day at the Beach Meme.

If you look in our tabs menu, you will find a tab for 'sayings and quotes'. Click there for more fun quote memes to share on Facebook. If you share them on your website, please be sure to give us a shout out. We also have a tab for 'Free Images.' Same rules apply. Check back often for more free memes, quotes, and images.

This year, we will add a series of 'happiness is' and 'friendship quotes.'

What is happiness to you? Let us know in the comments. During the winter happiness is a day at the beach.

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Chocolate Quotes

Quotes about Chocolate for the Chocolate Lover

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! Do you know where your chocolate is? Do you have a secret stash? These chocolate quotes memes are fun to share on Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest. Enjoy!

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Weekend Quotes: Better Days are Coming

Teenagers Live for Weekends! Here's a Quote to Share

Looking for fun quotes to share on social media? The weekend is here, and you've been waiting all week long to relax and enjoy it! Share this with your Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook, or Google+ friends so everyone will know, "Better Days are coming."

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Be Happy: Happiness Quotes and Sayings

Don't Worry, Be Happy _ Happiness Quote Poster for Facebook

It seems like there isn't enough happiness to go around, especially on Facebook. We've compiled a list of happiness quotes for your Facebook posts. Share them on your wall or on a friend's page, and don't worry, be happy!

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Happiness quotes and sayings, "Be so happy,"

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• Be the reason someone smiles today.
• Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
• Leave a little sparkle wherever you go!
• No one is too old for fairy tales.
• Be happy, not because everything is good, but because you can see the good in everything.
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
• No one needs a smile as much as the person who fails to give one.
• The bad news is there is no key to happiness. The good news is, it isn't locked!
• Be happy; it drives people crazy!
• "I have decided to be happy, because it is good for my health." - Voltaire.

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What Year is 2014 in Chinese New Year?

It is the Chinese New Year, Year of the Horse 2014

Looking for a meaningful horse quote for Pinterest or Facebook for the Chinese New Year? It is the year of the horse! When is the Chinese New Year? The new Moon on January 30, 2014 begins the year of the Wood Horse. Chinese New Year is a spring festival that begins on the second new Moon after Winter Solstice, with the Sun and Moon are in Aquarius. Last year, 2013, was the year of the water snake. Enjoy!

Horse quote by Ovid for the year of the horse.

In Chinese astrology, this year is considered fortunate, bringing luck and good things. The Magical Horse has supernatural powers, is heroic, strong, and can even fly! The horse is a hero in China because important battles were won due to its power and strength.

Here is a fun horse word search from homeschoolhelpersonline.com or how about a horse coloring page printable from onlinecoloringbook.net. We have a Chinese Dragon New Year printable.


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Chocolate Quotes Soothe the Soul Memes

Got Chocolate? Quotes Memes for Facebook or Instagram

We've got quotes and memes to go along with your crutch or vice. Chocolate soothes the soul, and now they say it has health benefits too! Count me in. What does chocolate mean to you? Do you crave chocolate or use it as a pick me up? Chantbou chocolate is waiting for you. Here's annother chocolate quote meme. Enjoy!

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Country Sayings: Fall Quote Meme by L.M. Montgomery - October

Here is a Great Fall Quote for the Autumn Season

Fall quotes? The author of Anne of Green Gables, L.M. Montgomery, had many well-known quotes. Imagine being in the country, with the nip of October in the air, straw in you hair, and pumpkins everywhere. The bump of the hayride bounces you through the fields as the intoxicating sound of children's laughter erupts all around. Feel free to share this picture meme quote on Pinterest or Facebook, but do not crop the watermark.

Photo by Lora Langston. 
Taken at Waterman's Farm in Indiana at the pumpkin patch hayride. 

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Big Red Barn Coloring Sheet and Creative Country Sayings: Farm Edition

Don't you love Margaret Wise Brown Books? One of my favorites is "The Big Red Barn" about animal life on the farm. 

Here's a free printable coloring sheet and some cute country sayings from down on the farm.

Cow coloring page to use with Big Red Barn activity.
Click here for Printable Cow Barn Farm Coloring Sheet: 
"Moo to you!"

Make this easy Big Red Barn Farm Craft 
from an envelope and cardboard tube.

Creative Country Sayings and Farmer Quotes:

What happens in the barn stays in the barn!

Well that just dills my pickle.

What part of moo don't you understand?

Don't go digging for water under the outhouse.

She's so tall if she fell down she'd be halfway home.

How did the farmer fix his jeans? With a cabbage patch!

Knock Knock. (Who is there?) 

Interrupting cow. Knock Knock. 

(Who is-) 

Moo!

He's as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Well butter my behind and call me a biscuit!

They are off like a herd of turtles.

It's slicker than snot out there.

Well slap my head and call me silly!

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Creative Country Sayings: If It Crawls Quote

I need a sign with some of these creative country sayings on my back door

My kids don't know a stranger and that includes a creepy crawly toad, frog, snake, bug, or any other wild thing. Click the tab above for more inspiring quotes and country sayings.

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Creative Country Sayings: Inspirational Quotes: Enjoy the Little things in Life

Never Forget to Enjoy the Little Things Quote

Ahh, life full of great ideas for creative country sayings and inspirational quotes. Remember climbing trees? What? You've never climbed a tree? You should go do that before it is too late! Enjoy the little things in life!

Enjoy the little things in life, they're really the big things. 
Go climb a tree today!

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Creative Country Sayings: New Year Quotes for Facebook and Pinterest

Ring in the New Year, but Leave the Resolution in the Past: Quote for Facebook and Pinterest

We have lots of posts for ideas and activities to do with the kids on New Years Eve. Browse around or do a search for "New Year". Quote: Your resolution goes in one ear and out the other. Enjoy! 

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Creative Country Sayings for Christmas: Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle

Looking for a Fun Quote for Christmas?

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle! This creative country saying is a fun Christmas Quote. Feel free to share this image on your Facebook wall. Enjoy!

Christmas Quote: Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.

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Jake's Jokes for Kids: Chicken and Slide Clip Art Images

Need a Good Chicken Joke? Wonder why the chicken crossed the road?

A couple of silly jokes for kids from Jake. Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! Enjoy these funny chicken jokes for kids. Enjoy!

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Chicken Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide...

• Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possums how it is done.

• Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot.

• Why did the egg hide?

Because she was a little chicken.

• Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

Around our house, the duck crosses the road to follow the chicken's to the other side. The chickens cross the road to eat the neighbors bird seed and drink from his bird bath. Don't worry, it isn't a real road!

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Heard it on the Playground: Funny Kids Sayings, Quotes, and Stories.

Here's a site where you can list your funny kid's sayings or stories...

Funny Kids sayings, quotes, and stories.

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Our Baby's Vernacular and Sayings Cute Words and Quotes

Mayhem's baby book memories: Mayhem's Dad was born and raised on the East Coast. Boston, Massachusetts. By the time we met he had very little accent left.  He finds my Hoosier, small-town vernacular amusing and often asks me to repeat things in "English, please".  For example, he and I both ride bi-sickles but while I also ride a motor-sickle, he rides a motor-cycle. The teasing of my 'country bumpkin' accent is endless.  Really? 


   
How many people do you know who ride a bi-cycle? 

Maybe in England.



Anywho....  Mayhem seems to have been born with a Bostonian Gene.

"Mommy, Good Mawning."   

Mayhem's Baby Word List:

Can you guess what these words represent?

Sqwiell

hawn

Cawn

wom

tawtise

Awweo

Guwd

Big Tortoise.

Colorful Fall gourds.

              
And, my favorite...

"Awweo, you know, Mommy,  AWWEO.  I don't know, Jada's puppy's name.  That Cookie!  I can't say it Mommy...  I just can't.  Aww-EEE-O!"      
      
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